Soulmates

This quiz on Facebook
That my friends have taken
Offer the opportunity
To know who my
Soulmate is
I'm tempted,
I won't lie,
But there's something so
Disappointing
In knowing one's soulmate
Can be found without
Years of searching and waiting
But through a mere opening of a quiz
Answering of questions
And calculations
Not even done by you
There is so much more to
Soulmate-finding
Than a few
Lazy clicks of a mouse
If I wanted to know
Who my soulmate is
I would rather
List out names on a paper
Choose number
And eliminate
In a childish method
Of soulmate-finding
Even adding the digits of
Time of sneeze
Seems more
Valid a test than
A silly
Facebook quiz