I'm not real

I'm not a real Sri Lankan because
  Cricket doesn't excite or interest me
  I can't eat spicy food
  I avoid public transport as much as possible

I'm not a real reader because
  I haven't read Harry Potter
  Or Lord of the Rings
  Or any of the classics

I don't write real poems becuase
  What I write doesn't rhyme
  I don't know/use any 'big words'
  I don't read or understand many poems

I'm not a real girl becuase
  I don't own any makeup (unless lip balm counts)
  I can't wear heels (not that I want to)
  I don't paint my nails or wear many dresses